sorry to reveal myself as such a curmudgeon about these things, but pecan pies* and sweet potato and pumpkin pies just bore the hell out of me ( Read more... )

Funding, ethical concerns halt local ass-widening program; sales of waffle fries plummet

(ATLANTA) -- In a move that will come as a shock to many, area resident and bonne vivante goudabonbon this week declared an end to her ass-widening program (AWP). "I'm just sick of everything that's not a vegetable," she declared, though close friends caution that she ( Read more... )